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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • I remember my latest pants pooping. I was around 5yo so I already knew how the business works. I was playing around outside and I knew I had to go poo for a while already. At the last moment I started running inside, but to my absolute horror someone had locked the front door. I ding donged the bell like 50 times, but it was already too late by the time my mom opened the door.




  • I develop billing systems. If you’ve received a bill from e.g. your ISP, I might have been a part of making that system work. I get paid about the same as a doctor, but I spend about 85% of my work time gossiping / posting memes with my coworkers and watching youtube. I’d say I’m OK at my job, on many occasions I’m probably the first person in the world to solve (but also encounter) that particular problem.

    I was a gifted child, but I ended up in this job because I’m lazy and a procrastinator. Never finished college, stopped caring when I started getting paid.