My dad said he wants this. I can’t be sure if he’s serious, but I am.

A few decades late, right on schedule

Idea: antibiotic lube

This calls for a warrant canary on a remote server.

Nice try

Great, now we need a safe word just to talk on the phone

This guy right here, officer

When productivity is measured in lines of code:

do {
  if (!edge) {
    run();
  }
} while {
  (!edge);
  }

It would be Aldi

Oh i see

No, not for criminal defense

Actually, some people are trying to move up in a career, so they take the job that they think will let them move up.

Everyone knows working in fast food is the end of the road.

With gusto

Didn’t you see the always sunny episode?

What a rollercoaster

You forgot to mindlessly bash Elon

Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging

“If you can’t explain it to a five year old, you don’t actually understand it yourself”

No offense intended, because I couldn’t explain this to an adult either.

I have a 2 year old boy, and he could easily walk 3 miles if he wanted to. He can and does sneak away sometimes , and fast. And he can open doors and locks, and he has no fear or sense of danger.

“Cant see, trust the map and keep driving” is like an even dumber birdbox challenge.