This headline pissed me off before I realized it was abortion-ban related. Now I’m fucking livid.

Finally the answer to my car proble- oh never mind.

On an unrelated note, the paper shredder is out of service indefinitely.

Ah shit I applied for that role

Every time I go to play an old Ubisoft game I get to some stage in launching where I remember “oh right this is why I stopped bothering to play”

I tried

Wait you’re onto spending

JESUS IS THE RAPTURE

COMING WILL HAPPEN ON 9-18-24

sigh… if you insist

I feel like they’re a couple years late to the boat on that (already sunken) fad

The first bit of pay to win verification and impersonation was the most hilarious part of Elon’s Twitter.

Deleted my account after that.

I severely wish this was onion

Hmm this headline doesn’t remind me of anything in US politics…

While it would be nice to have a screen for music and nav, I absolutely hate any car where you NEED to use the screen to do things. It feels like distracted driving is designed into cars these days…

So let me get this straight…

1. buy a platform
2. ruin it and push away advertisers
3. tell them you don’t need them and they should go fuck themselves
4. sue them for leaving

…?

The US is feeling really “an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind” lately

I know it’s an overgeneralization, but that does seem like the one job that needs a forced exit when a presidential candidate is shot on your watch…

Trump worried he might not be the better golfer in this debate

The entire reason I loved Splitgate was the simplicity and lack of classes…

Oh god oh no they’re doing the dead hang wrong

Yeah I saw them kissing the guy’s wife too