They always say it like its a cute fun thing and not a matter of life or death for certain demographics

Jay Leno, Tim Allen

Meanwhile congress is slap fighting over who gets to kill the poor

A large enough amount of it will affect the taste of the meat, this is because you’re eating the waste and corpses of bacterium.

Boxes of burgers so it means it was probably an issue on the assembly line. Always someone’s first day nowadays

His two dads can’t make up their mind

The culture war must go on otherwise we might start blaming the right people for our problems

Rage bait

Did Chat-GPT write this?

Do you expect Netflix to have things to watch? That’s your first mistake

I picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daises

Starbucks is evil coffee for evil people

Let’s give the state back to Mexico and let them sort it out

If you can arrest an entire hospital can you arrest an entire state government?

Ton of deals going on right now on lowendtalk

That rusted sedan really ties the scenery together

No more austerity. No more immunity. No more get out of jail free cards.

He was a suspect in a murder. His girlfriend was murdered, he saw a red pool in the window and somehow thought it was wine and went home.

Orange Is The New Black but with the male cast of that 70s show

He looks like he smells like old beer and cigarettes