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Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer?
2·2 months agoGame: a tie between Doom 93 and Super Metroid
Book: Different Seasons by Stephen King
TV show: The Sopranos
Movie: a tie between Terminator 2 and Spoorloos
Note: works for fur only
Signed,
Sphynx Cats
Is there such a thing as autofeeders for wet food?
It’s the Baby Got Back CD single by Sir Mix-A-Lot.
I smell a grape in the duck preserves
5·8 months agoInland Revenue has entered the chat
Now do an airport that happens to be at a ski resort
One word: moongoblins
373·1 year agoDog-food-size bags? That’s almost as much as 20 salamanders!
We were talking about The Wire and a girl at the party said she watched it, I said “it was pretty crazy what happened with Omar, right?”
Apparently she hadn’t finished watching it yet.
When you cop a flower pot and the filf are at your fife and drum, you’re done and dusted like Coleman’s mustard
To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really
Fiddlesticks
“I mean, sometimes it’s like - what if I have no bunghole? What if I am the bunghole? I don’t know, man.”