Yeah Jesus Christ that is some bad shit huh 😶

I came for the pee (heh) and goddamit i want to read about the pee

Sans cap 🧢

Reminds me of skatman john I wonder if it’s a reference Frfr

Frfr

Filthy little hobbitses always stealing, always thieving, trying to take away our precious

Frfr no cap

I think the loophole here is Spotify, because with all that knowledge, you are two or three relatively minor skill issues away from total musical mastery

Consider yourself warned x

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Wow that looks so satisfying. Birds do a great job with antialiasing to remove any annoying jagged edges and whatnot ❤️

No no that’s the proper way to do it to maximise errrr likelihood of future damage by drilling

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We can sight a 1991 study by Hammett and Hetfield which concluded that ‘nothing else matters’, therefore we must conclude that something matters.

Oops yup wrong kind of hummus

Man living in a 120 year old house means it’s always wall roulette any time you want to hang anything. Is that a brick, or is it fake mortar with the consistency of hummus. Who knows let’s find out

Lmao squishmallow (fake)

• glue that stabs your pets
• sandwich that explodes on impact
• bicycle with detachable bicycle (very dangerous)
• torch that releases chlorine gas when used
• uranium paint
• wigs (sounds safe but you never know)

An magnificent cake your excellence

Okay this is a fucking good meme my dude 🐸