Jimmybander

Sounds like my wife.

Why must you be so wrong?

You’ll get spiders in your coochie!

I cheated on her. It was a moment of complete stupidity that I instantly regretted. 2004 was a rough year.

This tracks.

In Louisiana I make twice that amount. I’m barely middle class.

I think I’m better off than I would have been under the orange man administration. Honestly. Someone had to come and deal with the messes he made.

Need to be able to read all the funny words on US currency.

Just like any other asshole who gets mad about this. It isn’t a uniquely American attitude.

My wife and I happened to meet because each of us had a mutual friend that by chance brought us together. It all happened randomly. I say this because it was through friendships that we met. I never would have spoken to her if not for two completely unrelated friends bringing us to an event.

You gotta find yourself having fun with friends before you find a partner. I would wager that is a healthy way to go about things. Just get out and talk to some friends.

This guy has the wrong answer.

I never claimed that I would survive. However, I know that the beaches I’ve been to in North Florida warn of rip currents and you can feel their effect very close to the shore. It’s a game you wouldn’t want to play when you’re already tired or dehydrated.

It’s the sandy sand in your trunks that must be irritating you.

If you go into the ocean you should know a little bit about how to survive in it. Otherwise, you may not.

Paint washes off also given enough time.

We were discussing this devices at university back in 2005. Too expensive at the time.

Make sure your affairs are in order. Have a nice trip!

This state government is the worst one I’ve ever seen. Filled with morons. They believe in fairy tales and magic. There is no voice of reason in that state house.

Only weirdos DON’T attend prom. Even I went.

I cannot relate. Sometimes I dream that I were fired just to be free.