Well, seagulls eat plastic too…

No porn star can sue you if there’s no porn star

It’s the reason why we should stick to using fossil fuel. God left us dragon poop for a reason, we’re supposed to burn the hell out of it, and the earth with it.

You also just put God and it would work for three religions plus their derivatives

And using a platform he bought to promote his ideas? Is having too much money free speech?