Quivering Beef Curtains*.

Although I believe that’s the second video…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQnIJ-ljctk

Probably lol.

It’s hilarious that there’s a huge chance it’s still just Clarence Thomas.

It’s literally a super light truck with giant tires lol.

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The Onion

Posted: November 13th, 2025

Mr. Rogers has miraculously come back and been diddling kids ever since…

Words… Mentioning lots of people letting their kids be diddled.

So if you’d like to have Mr. Rogers diddle your kids, be sure to tune into PBS Kids at 10am Eastern.

The joke: Diddling just being wasting time with kids.

Diced pickles in your tacos. Thank me later

True… And yet Google is one tab or two phone swipes away for a really, really easily searchable question. And trust me, usually the one being not lazy for people. It doesn’t mean they’re not being lazy and fuck lol.

So lazy lol.

I’m so glad his name is so dumb and forgettable that this made me completely forget it for like 30 seconds lol.

‘I’m blind to skin color.’ - Guns

Does the advanced version make you yell at anyone trying to interact with you before 10 am because you’ve come from a long line of advanced users?

Is this aneurysm posting?

Phone spellcheck blows now lol. Tanks.

It’s common enough when younger. It stops in teenage years to middle age, then starts again in old age.

Do some kegels to firm up that pelvic floor. Drink less water before bed. If you can, remember pissing in dream means pissing in bed. Wake yourself up before you mark the sheets like every drunk lush of a woman I’ve slept with.

Walz: You just brought piss to a shit fight you weird little couch fucker! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pLbcLrquio

What, and make them host the video themselves? Hah!

We could always ask politicians to stop posting there…

I mean, for the most part yeah. With bare bones minimum interaction babies are pretty manageable.

Feed them five times a day. Clean five times a day. Pretty much watch them grow on their own until they gain proper sapience around that year mark. Just don’t go full Potter and you’ll be good. Get earplugs for the times when you really need sleep and keep to a schedule.

After that year, and more like 1.5 years, you gotta put in some more effort but even then, it really doesn’t matter near as much as the internet would have you think. Nature beats Nurture in almost all categories by a sound margin.

Where’s all the people who loathe breakfast because they aren’t hungry until lunch?

Followup question because I’m not one of them. Should we not talk to you until you’ve had your morning coffee and cigarette? You know what hat doesn’t give you permission to act like a fucking dickweed to everyone Kyle & Amanda.

Don’t forget lettuce sandwiches.

The epitome of useful idiot on the left.