beanz

🎶do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!🎶

emojis, doesn’t look as good on iOS because half of them are tiny so it just looks like cOkANe

I remember getting like 3 tickets for “part 1 out of 2 for a free car” a few months ago when they were doing the monopoly thing. I now realise that the employees probably just took all the part 2 ones for themselves.

printer ink, it costs them like 3 cents to make each cartridge and they sell it for so god damn much.

they also go out of their way to have chips in the cartridges and in the printers that make the printer not function if any ink is even running low, doesn’t matter if you want to print something in black and white you had better fucking buy more cyan ink

what happened before humans simulator

how the hell have we reached a point as a society where people would rather literally fucking die than get life saving blood from someone who thinks differently from them?