sh.itjust.works does great by me!

I feel like we should rastify him by about 10% or so…

Hard to beat the parents if they’re fucking dead

https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_VII#Citizen_Kang

Thank you for qualifying this. I bought one 6 years ago, back when he said he voted for Hillary and was a dick but not maliciously evil yet. I have the car and will never buy another from him. I never thought it would end up like this.

sporty douchebags

That’s generous. Most of the ones I see are the fat rednecks with goatees. The kind who set a photo of them with a caught fish as their BoomerBook profile pic.

went to Myrtle Beach once on Memorial Day weekend

sALt LiFe

They also get to use their pointless bro-dozers! Go on, you can drive through the water across the road!

Joke’s on you, Safari.

This belongs in a museum!!

He’s endearing himself to the base though.

Willing to bet he still wins. Locker room talk and all that.

Attempted coup: ✅

Calls ethnic groups sub-human: ✅

Wants absolute power: ✅

Has Legions of followers who follow him blindly: ✅

Creates and supports conspiracy theories against him: ✅

Demonstrates extremely narcissistic behavior: ✅

We could go on….

Let’s do a little replacement here:

You guys are terrible. You don’t need to agree with Hitler to respect his life. Advocating for murder of Hitler is something you see in authoritarian countries. Hitler has loved ones you know.

Does he though?

And this post has nothing to do with politics; it’s about a grifting game show host.

how is babby formed

In to deep what?

Well I’m glad you’re able to make it about yourself and not consider the needs of others. You’d make a great republican.

Why didn’t the republican do the thing in my best interest?? shockedpikachu.jpg

This was said after single-payer was blocked. This was his version of RomneyCare, in response to the original vision being defeated via filibuster.