OBJECTION!
The rules state you say things that you haven’t done that you think most people have done.
If people haven’t done these things it might be because they are living a much more interesting life, like if someone grew up on a boat and hadn’t been on land for most of their life, that’s pretty interesting and they might not have had the average experiences most people do.
You said you have done all of these average person things.
This means your life experiences are, in fact, average.
Therefore, ya basic.
Yep, never been to one of those either