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That last one lol, G.O.A.T.S.E.X. Your creativity is wonderful!
That last one lol, G.O.A.T.S.E.X. Your creativity is wonderful!
lol, the offer is pay $200 starting fee to your upline before we send you to brainwashing “training” sessions. “Before you know it you’ll be raking in millions!” I had a buddy of mine fall into an MLM after failing to sell his handmade creams. I think he’s still trapped in it while his wife works her ass off to make ends meet with their two kids. Feel bad for her more than him. But more angry at MLMs, truly scummy.
Being on the applicant side, you almost will never hear from or speak to a human. There is no way of validating what the result of the job wound up being. Was it filled, cancelled, did the company die? Likely filled, but often you won’t even get an automated response for 6 months. I haven’t been on the applying side in almost a decade, but I recall submitting something like 50 applications a week. I’d usually get a call back for a role or two every other week, and out of the 12 or so interviews I landed, 5 went to second interviews, and I received 2 offers. I was still fairly early career then but the hoops I had to jump through just to land a call was insane! Don’t get me started on hiring processes now, my company requires video resumes for outside applicants. It’s so unnecessary! Sorry for the word wall!
I don’t know what it is but I love it when the word slam is casually thrown into headlines and articles. Some weird fetish I guess. I don’t like clickbait but the use of that word is hilarious to me, especially when describing casual arguments like this instance.
To quote System of A Down, “we don’t need to multiply”
“Is this still available? I’ll pay you on Venmo now and my son will come by and pick it up. What’s your email?”
I truly enjoy seeing you pop up all over Lemmy, especially with posts and comments like these! Rose gold effort!
Ahhh! Fucking hilarious! Between these games and 4th gen Pokemon I’ve lost more sleep than stress ever did.
If I’m seeing this correctly it’s really 420 years from existing which is wild!
OP, you got me. Well played(-apus).
My friend, let me introduce you to parking spaces.