Mine, too!

Dammit… Thank you for sharing this.

Ooh, neat! I didn’t know there was a fediverse version of Tumblr. Thanks for sharing!!

Holy cow, that’s neat as hell! Thanks for sharing!

I saw this post earlier that mentions some other search options, along with plenty of other suggestions in the comments. Hopefully you can find something you like in there! I haven’t checked them all out myself yet.

Oooh, interesting! I bet that’s yummy!

Dammit, this attacker is sounding more and more adorable!

Poor guy. My heart breaks for him. I hope people are understanding, compassionate, empathetic, and aren’t hateful and harrassing towards him about it, but, realistically… they likely will be hateful and harrass the poor dude, because some people are just sucky, entitled, and rude little jackasses (and I hate it so much and I don’t understand why people behave this way!) I hope he can find a way to handle it all okay. :(

Sounds like !chat@beehaw.org (hopefully I wrote that tag correctly!) would be a good fit. I hope to read about your experience there! :) It’s not a fun feeling, having something happen and wanting to tell people about it but not really having a good person/people to tell.

Chicken Parmesan for sure. or a chicken sandwich with cheese on it. BLECH!

How cute and fun! I love it. Thank you for the screenshot and explanation!

I’m in the kitchen.
Yams everywhere.
(YAMS!)

Another favorite of mine from him is:

I’m dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait … that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other ….
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present …
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis!

Hey now. There’s no need to be a shitty, ableist asshole.

Ooh, it IS neat! Thanks for sharing! I bet that feels nice to rub your fingers on.

I loooove salting things most people would never salt! I love a good salt-dusted blueberry muffin. You’ve got good taste :P

Whoa! I had no idea! Thank you for sharing this information here. That’s wild

Oooh, I like it! Thank you so much for sharing this here! :)

These are what I use. Plus I can use the same cables for all kinds of different connecter types. Also, keeping that little plug doohickey in the charger port all the time acts as a kind of dust plug and keeps pocket lint and stuff from getting in there.