The Concord episode of Secret Levels: Gone. Reduced to atoms.

Hear y’all hear y’all, Reggie King from o’er the holler brought pawpaw moonshine for the weddin’

Muddy the waters, it’s their favorite tactic. Post memes with reckless abandon.

Oh he’s very much not gone yet…

Hell OpenStreetMap highlights it. Probably because people have been searching it?

Russia isn’t paying for this shit anymore, so you must be doing it for free. Don’t you have anything better to do?

You accidentally wrote in two unnecessary words at the end of that sentence.

There actually is a huge push to replace ALL lead service lines in the next few years. Also the EPA has extra funding for treatment of “emerging contaminants” which includes PFAS. Republicans are trying (and succeding) to reduce this funding.

Children of Men would be a sci-fi without any significant technological improvements. Ender’s Game does have the Ansible, but it’s more a plot device than anything.

Very cool, got a ‘75%’

Facts don’t matter to that crowd anyway

Is this supposed to be an adult trick-or-treating or are we looking at a depiction of a child here…

This implies the owl is a man, not a robot! It should be a strigiformoid!

Your Walmart doesn’t have self-checkout? Or other open lanes? It’s one particular cashier? Regardless if she’s harassing you like that you need to let her/management know.

Well Nintendo is playtesting a Minecraft-style MMO so hopefully they’ve put resources towards better online play.

Don’t be embarrassed, nobody gives a shit about that stuff. Also… if you’re using condoms… how would she not already know your dick size!?

QWERPline and Welcome to Nightvale. Both of them are comedy faux local radio broadcasts on completely different ends of the spectrum.

Tell your friends and family that you love them but you won’t see them for a while

We’re actually in full swing replacing lead lines already. The BIL funding is paying for it and there’s an imminent deadline to have a lead inventory (Oct 16)