what other animal could do that much damage.

Humans :^(

Everything but starfield seemed like a plus to me

Them damn wokies can’t take a joke!!!

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As an armchair this also rubs me the wrong way

I’m glad to hear the tree was able to find a job in stunts

To a much less serious degree it happened to me/my daughter. Brought her in one winter in her car seat and set her down next to my bed with her coat still on. Instantly fell asleep on the bed for at least an hour. When I came to she was drenched in sweat. Obviously panicked and got her out but she seemed unfazed, stretched a little, and went back to sleep. Still feel bad years later.

Pleasantly surprised to be wrong about how Kamala would act.

Someone add Pluto plez #neverforget

Also my great grandmother’s name… Cousin?

Hell yeah I’m ahead of the curve, my shit ass old ass car has a tape player already B^)

Which airline?

Almost didn’t hear my tire pop 30 min ago because of music. Should have turned it louder instead of stopping because now I have to deal with it

I love me some b-stars

Halo 3
Viva Pinata
Fallout 3
Kingdom for Keflings
Red Alert 2
Left 4 Dead 2
Warframe
RuneScape 2 (pre eoc)
Minecraft
Borderlands 2

How has her shit not been revoked spewing all this nonsense??? Or is it a state thing?

I love eating this guy’s grandma too

Stupid sexy whale, just look at what it was wearing!

My dyslexic ass never read faster

Is useless nobody a thing here yet?