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“I looked at the eclipse and now my eyes hurt. What do I do?”.

So the police killed him. Wish titles would stop pussy footing around.

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As someone learning how to code, Im happy I got it!

Is this a literal case of “Fuck around and find out”?

Is it “handjob” or “hand job”?

Finally a reason to change from 10 to 11. This laptop will probably go to 11 for me, but my next PC is probably going to be linux.

I think its time for Trump to recieve some kind of care. He is obviously not well. I’m not qualified to say what his illness could be, but his behaviour just isn’t normal.

Space based telescopes were really expensive in the 1600s.

Discord is a disease.

Yes, France has enough nukes to cause a nuclear winter several times over. And yes, while radioactivity levels drop rapidly, I meant it in the context of “every single piece of land is nuked and turned into a radioactive wasteland where you wouldnt want to be. Which is a concern because who wants to glow in the dark, right?”.

Not sure France has enough nukes to literally hit every square inch of the planet in one go.

They do not have end the world stocks

I think you overestimate how many nukes it would take to cause the end of the world. Unless you mean “every piece of land is a radioactive wasteland” end of the world.

Emulators are not illegal. Fuck off Nintendo.

Fuck that guy in the meme.

Anyone still using that dump deserves to be explored.

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Time to paint them I guess.

It wasnt until the shinra tower in FF7 that I figured out how to slot materia.

What do you mean by “blame”?

So some guy came to England, killed another guy who claimed to rule it, and now we have to watch their family spend eternity in decadent luxury because “British Heritage”. pfft.

Tell you what. I’ll go perform some actions that make myself king, and then a few generations from now my family will be British heritage. Then we can all be happy.

The Royal family are an important source of culture, tourism, and soft power

The Royal family isnt an important source of tourism.