Realistically, that’s probably the best hope.
An alien race that can travel interstellar isn’t gonna have any difficulties just nuking us all.
Realistically, that’s probably the best hope.
An alien race that can travel interstellar isn’t gonna have any difficulties just nuking us all.
There’s no time for democracy when we need unity. Elections are postponed until further notice. I’ll be the Secretary-General until we can safely hold new elections.
(Trust me bro 😉)
“Give me Liberty or give me Death!”
bleeds out from gunshot wounds
Because the farmers are planning to seize the means of production
Oh wait, they are the means of production (for food at least)
UN won’t do shit because they haven’t found a charismatic, benevolent leader, like me 😉
I go to an island
I plant a flag
I declare a new nation
I join the UN
Oh no, there’s been an alien attack
I “convince” world leaders to cede their sovereignty to the UN to unify and defeat the aliens
I “convince” the UN General Assembly to elect me as Secretary-General, since I have the most information on the alien attack and would be a great leader
I become Secretary-General in a totally legit election, totally no bribery or anything.
A battle breaks out against the aliens
We are winning
“Execute Order 666”
(I totally did not falsify the alien threat 😉)
They aren’t leftists, they are red fascists.
True leftists don’t support laws restricting LGBT rights. Russia is far-right
See the difference between
!socialism@lemmy.ml - Run by “Marxist-Leninists”
and
!socialism@beehaw.org - Non-authoritarian Socialism
Both criticize the US, the one of them seem to focus on criticizing the US more
My name is Jack Johnson, and unlike my opponent, John Jackson, we agree on everything except one small trivial policy.
Don’t let our identical DNA fool you!
Camus is a corporate shill. Sisyphus is the average worker and the boulder is the meaningless shit everyone has to do. The mountain is your life. The gods who punished him is society.
Hey at least we don’t have to suffer forever.
No country opposed the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Every country that was a UN member at the time either voted in favor of it, or abstained because they believed it didn’t go far enough to include denying human rights to nazis and fascists.
Although, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights itself isn’t legally binding. It’s just a joint statement by UN members declaring what is considered human rights. It’s not like a violation of International Laws if they just ignore what they said. (Even if it were an international law, who’s gonna enforce it?)
The Third General Assembly adopted the Declaration just before midnight on December 10, 1948 with a vote of 48 to zero and eight abstentions. The abstentions came from the USSR, the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic (UKSSR), the BSSR, Yugoslavia, Poland, Saudi Arabia and South Africa.
The Six Communist Abstentions
The Communist abstentions coalesced around the view that the Declaration did not go far enough. They had repeatedly made the point that to protect human rights adequately, the Declaration needed explicitly to condemn fascism and Nazism. Since it did not do that, they would abstain from the vote. The deep animosity that exists between Marxist egalitarianism and Nazi racism led the USSR delegation to propose amendments to what became Articles 19 and 20 stating that fascists and Nazis did not have human rights to freedom of expression and association. When those amendments were rejected, the Communists, rather than abstaining, which was their custom, voted against these articles.
https://ccnmtl.columbia.edu/projects/mmt/udhr/udhr_general/drafting_history_10.html
It’s ricin
“Thank you for your deposit! It will take 5-7 bussiness days for the balance to appear on your account”
If you put a mirror 5 light years from earth, you can see yourself from 10 years ago.
Checkmate, @fucker@lemmy.world!
I too am smuggling DNA, but I don’t need a test tube for it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ah, so he went back to his X after all! 🤣
Pisspuddle*
I spoke with a doctor there, who brought a police officer into the room at the end of our conversation, who told me I could either check myself into the hospital or spend the night in jail.
Excuse me what the fuck? Being depressed is a crime now? 😟 What country is this?
I feel so sorry that you had to go through this. 😔
Hey, does your cats let you pick them up? Mine lets me, but she sometimes make a high pitched meow like she’s annoyed when I pick her up for too long. Idk if cats like it. Do they?
My cat also lets me touch her belly, dispite many internet people warned me not to, lol
I can even touch my cats tail! 😸
I used a passphrase generated from a word, kinda like an acrostic poem.
Exmaple: LEMMY
Lemonade Endeavor Makes Melons Yellow
I know the word that I used to generate my passphrase, I’m just missing one word of the passphrase, but I know the starting letter.
I could theoretically “brute force” all the words that starts with that letter, but I’m just too depressed and unmotivated to solve a captcha for each guess. Maybe I’ll find the missing word, but it could take months.