Add ground beef and worcestershire

If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off

Gloves are usually made of animal skin or synthetic animal skin

Meat processing machines are built to cut through skin and bone

When they started doing the childrens semi-solid foods (applesauce) in similar packs, they had the exact same problem for YEARS

The form factor sucks ass and I wish they’d find a better way for both types of product

Usually means someone else did it for her, I’d ask for her surgeon

from personal experience, veggie burgers make excellent topping-condiments to regular burgers

they have all the flavors a burger wants

No, the first part and the second part were definitely separate, because regarding the 2nd one chumbos like ol Benny “my wife is a doctor” went on a crusade defending Mr Rogers because Rogers mentions that boys and girls are different

I mean, if by “liberal bias” they mean “they want NPR to continue” I guess it’s technically true, the same way that “Public Broadcasting should continue” also counts as “liberal bias”

I’m like 90% sure I remember Mr. Rogers testifying before Congress to keep PBS a thing, which was met with vitriol by right-wingers

unironically buy bags of frozen veg and throw them into the broth, let it heat back up, then throw noodles in

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_units

They Live

aight now start bringing back affordable housing

we literally have a MOVIE MADE IN THE EIGHTIES about homelessness that was caused by what they’re apologizing for

On my family plan, one lives 100 miles away and another lives in a different state

It’s about $5 a month if you have a family plan with every slot filled. Works out GREAT if you have that many people willing to pay in

You could buy almost 1/3rd of a numetal t-shirt with that $10!

I have drank a quart of Perfectly Safe Roundup Product daily, as was instructed as being safe by an Independent Advocate, Patrick Moore

Plants now quake in my presence, and the giant growths on my body and in my blood are probably just muscle tissue

Chocolate sauce + soda water

It’s for serving, not eating

Unless you’re in the midwest, where salads (nonlettuce) are eaten with dessert spoons

The spoon type matters, mostly due to size/shape/metal composition Tea and coffee spoons are a thing because they’re made smaller to match the requisite cups, soup spoons have a deeper curve to hold more soup, serving and salad spoons are larger so they can be used to serve If you don’t care about the difference though, they’re virtually all the same

Soda spoon is kinda like the spoons they serve in milkshakes/blizzards, Mickey D’s still use em