ValorieAF [she/her]

That is one orange motherfucker

Fuck it, we ball

What if I lag out there, man? I’m fuckin’ DEAD!

Into space is fine then, right?

After the recent rally, 100%.

Upgrayedd

Jumping spiders get a pass. Same with cellar spiders.

Grass spiders die on sight because they leave sticky-ass webs everywhere and have crawled on me randomly multiple times.

Most other spiders and centipedes ofc can get fucked unless they’re outside or in the garage.

Why Trump Is Lying About Disaster Relief

And don’t you DARE touch my transgender gun porn!!!

Why is this being downvoted lol

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They’re climbing in your windows, they’re snatchin’ your kitties up

Tryna eat em so y’all need to hide your dogs, hide your cats

(Hide your dogs, hide your cats)

Are you dense? A political party is openly planning a fascist takeover of the government. Why shouldn’t EVERYONE care about that?

Bad president*

I know what you’re saying. Everyone needs to get out and vote, no matter how many positive news articles come out and no matter how “easy” it seems. We need to win by a landslide.

Why is driving a big heavy piece of crap so important to you? It’s not like there aren’t other cars or smaller SUVs you can drive. And it’s not like guns where there is technically a valid use case for them.

Por que no los dos?

JESUS IS A RAPTOR

Whoa Black Betty, slam ba-lam

I’m an ex-christian whose read basically the entire Bible. I’m amazed how many boxes he checks but my Christian parents who support him don’t agree.