Feed me pizza and tell me I'm pretty and the odds of butt stuff is definitely in your favor…
Death in service of [insert country] is it's own reward! Life in failure of [insert country] is it's own damnation. /s
Report to nearest FEMA concentration camp (John please edit/review, I think concentration camp sounds too strong)
Imitgt be having a tinfoil hat on right now
No thank you. Literally every holocaust survivor was screaming deja vu with Trump, along with all their descendants who got the bed time stories.
Let me share a piece of advice I heard from my father:
"It's not a problem, we should really be worried about why NASA is covering up planet X"
Checkmate climate anxiety. Your move…