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There’s also OXYGEN in the WATER, the stuff that causes METAL to RUST and they want you to DRINK IT?!?

Oompa loompa doopa dee dit

He wants to swallow some of our spit

Oompa loompa doopa dee dah

Aim at his mouth and go hawk tuah

More like a revenue loss and a bigger revenue loss place.

inside scoop

Someone’s insides were definitely getting scooped.

GAU-10s if they want

I am heavy weapons guy

No, I am heavy weapons guy

Joke’s on you. To compensate for her loss of smell, she developed super hearing. Now she hears you fart every time.

Actually, this name traces all the way back to the first cavewoman gynecologist. At the time, they named themselves based on their professions. Megyn is short for “me gynecologist”.

Son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu.

-JD Vance

If you want to read more about experiences, Erowid had a great library of information, including write ups of people who have used different drugs before.

This is the link for crack/cocaine.

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Cocaine.shtml

No u

-JD Vance

Did someone say frijoles?

Lawyer: do you have any secret family?

Vance: no

Wife: pulls out controller and presses X

Hey, don’t kink shame.

Couches literally have more cushion for the pushin’

This is depends if there are still top secret documents there.

it warns us of things to come

Ezekiel 23:20

She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses.

Omae wa mou shindeiru

At this point, Fido is going deaf from all the nonstop whistling.

Yes, that’s probably what it was. I’m using memmy on ios.

Ah, picture not showing up.

It was the meme of Goofy saying I’ll fuckin’ do it again.