Fuck you, Jeff.

Unfortunately for me, my high school French teachers never taught me how to cry.

Unfortunately, the trick for learning a language is exposure.

I don’t think he’d change position if the VP pick wasn’t all but guaranteed to him.

I think that settles that he’ll be the VP pick for Harris.

AI, at it again.

I mean, why not both?

My dumb brain was too busy trying to make a joke about irrational numbers to not even notice one had been made for me.

Nah, that’s a natural number. An irrational lead would be if he lead by π or something like that.

Soon-to-be former doctor.

But I doubt that will make him regret what he did. He’ll probably blame the “woke leftists” for “silencing him”.

It’s one happy meal, Ellen. What could it cost, $25?

That way, in a few years, they can announce a bigger commitment for positive PR that they have no intention of keeping.

“Corporate commitments to environmental problems turn out to just be fluff for positive PR”

Really need to start taxing wealth, and not just income.

This is the worst kind of discrimination; the kind against me!

This guy, probably

Companies have lied to the public, hidden facts, and spewed propaganda for decades.

I think the public has every right to seize the assets and wealth of these companies as compensation.

Or LAX…

Lol last time I went to best buy for that they were out of stock despite their website saying otherwise.

I think the only thing I’ve bought from them in the last decade were some external hard drives, which I shucked and threw in my NAS

Nothing can justify genocide.

The “other” Holy Trinity.