This is why i like it here!! The other place doesn’t get quality comments like this!!
Perhaps. Does your girlfriend have a shoe/boot addiction?
My husband just leaves it on the floor below the dispenser, even in the bathroom that just has a flip up instead of a springy cylinder.
What’s the drinking game? A shot every time trump says shark; two shots if Biden tells him to shut up; three if he actually shuts his disgusting mouth for once?
We’re all desperately hoping that upon seeing Trump in a real life situation instead of a fucking game show, his cult will wake up.
You don’t want to be left out at the water cooler on Friday.
Growing up there most families i knew were Baptist or Church of Christ, with a few methodists thrown in. Used to joke that Oklahoma would stay dry as long as Baptists could stumble to the polls.
ETA- All of my friends went to Falls Creek camp. They invited me but i was never allowed to go because one friend told a story about hammering nails into a cross and crying. That’s where most people i knew had their first ‘romantic experiences’ - first kiss, etc.
But if your boss asked you to drive a company car to Cleveland and then that car broke down, we wouldn’t say you were stuck in a car in Cleveland.
Ohhhh… Yeah, if that had been a Baptist school they would have won. I’m sure someone said, “if the Catholics get a school then the muslims and satanists will want one too.” Right call, wrong reason.
In December 2020, I found a giant case of toilet paper in an old school building that we used for storage at work. I hid it in a closet so I would have a secret stash. Every now and then I would go by to make sure it was still there. 2 months ago they cleaned out the building and changed the locks.
Instead of a debate, they should compete on one of those Japanese game shows.
Remember when Rudy’s brain started leaking out? I would love it if something like that happened.
Or that batteries are more dangerous than sharks in the ocean
And loading/unloading a car trunk.
In the summer, what temp do Europeans keep their homes? When I’ve been in Europe (northern US too) it’s always so hot indoors, summer and winter. I thought it was a low energy use thing until i encountered the crazy indoor heat in the winter.
You may be shocked to learn that teens also sometimes drink beer, use cannabis, and occasionally have sex.
I feel very lucky. I work in education so i get nice breaks. Pay is less than in the regular world, but I’m old and at this point I’d rather have the time than the $. My husband gets 5 weeks but usually only takes 3 so we can cash out one or two weeks in December.
Vote early; vote often.