They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.
They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.
Torx should be the default over Phillips for sure. Phillips is fine for shit like access panels or screw terminals. Slotted is useless for anything but the adjustment on pots and thermostats. Robertson is just a proto-torx. Everything else either exists to make someone money or is a bolt
No one gives Tina Tumble credit for starting the whole upside-down-then-not movement
Some of y’all out here thinking you looked cool in JNCOs, suckin’ on a pacifier attached to your Tamagotchi
Y’all motherfuckers wanted a strong, traditional candy, now we’re gonna get a Tianamandm Square
Between him, This Old Tony, Electroboom, Big Clive, and Cody’s Lab, I’ve learned to fuck up in the most spectacularly well-thought-out ways
I incorporated in Funkytown so disputes would go to their chancery court. The judge is an anthropomorphic hundred dollar bill wearing sunglasses. It was a no-brainer
It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring
It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it
This is what happens when you beat a round of solichair
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
If it ain’t Chuck Tingle, it ain’t proper smut
I can think of other reasons
There’s a better life
And you think about it, don’t you?
It’s a rich man’s game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Putting money in his wallet
-9 to 5
Someone get him out of there or he’s gonna eat all the nut meat for himself!
One of god’s best practical jokes was putting the male g-spot in our ass. It’s up to you whether you’re in on the joke or not
Whoa, hold the fuck up: I’m not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything
I went to a panel presentation on the early colonies around the Revolution once. When they took questions, I asked if there was any special logistical problems Virginia ran into after due to how large the territory was and man, they treated me like a fuckin idiot. I still think about that. It’s not, like, important or anything I just don’t have a therapist for this sort of shit