Not to flagrantly self promote but that’s what I did with neocities. Used it as a static linktree alternative:

https://thepjn.neocities.org/

(Again, provided as an example, not “look at me”.)

Neocities : https://neocities.org/

Just admit you’ve been watching old SNL clips on YouTube, Pete.

I like how the embedded tweet in the article is all, “OMG! They want to destroy our culture and the gallery is letting them do it!” Nice return to tradition posting, freaks.

What’s easier tackling people who might soup a sheet of plexiglass? (Assuming you know for sure that’s what they’re going to do and you don’t accidentally tackle tourists from Idaho.) OR cleaning up after they do their spiel for a bit?

Eh whatever, I mean it’s the Mona Lisa, it sucks anyway. 🤷‍♂️

“…they could hang the full size flag of any recognized nation as long as they want.”

Hmm. So hanging a bunch of flags from random countries altogether like this would be okay:

(There aren’t great colour options in the flag palette and you’d probably have to overlap them too but whatever. You get the idea.)

I sweat every picture of a frog/toad is either the highest res, most detailed in the world OR the fuzziest piece of garbage ever rubbed in your eyes. There’s never any in-between. What’s your secret you amphibious bastards?!

I once had a salad with what I thought was feta cheese on it, but it was actually blue cheese. The shock almost killed me. As did the awful taste of the blue cheese.

Just make the first and last slices bigger! Damn you bread warlocks!

Sad? Try radness instead!!! TRY IT!!!

Yaaay! Max Payne! Hopefully they remaster all the janky community made Matrix mods too! 🤪