TheLowestStone

In this universe he is nearly 60 and his opponent was in his 20s. Don’t get me wrong, I still wouldn’t fight Tyson because I’m 40 and in, at best, mediocre shape but we can acknowledge that he is well past his prime.

I don’t know how anyone will be surprised when the price of literally everything starts skyrocketing again next year.

The average person is incredibly dumb.

Everyone looking for “the” answer needs to realize it was a ton of stuff. Lack of a primary, failing to separate from Biden, campaigning with Republicans, failure to take a hard stance on genocide, ignorant/ill-informed voters, propaganga, misogyny, and racism are only some of the reasons.

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Thank goodness we didn’t elect Bill Clinton this year. That would have been a disaster.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

I’ll blame both.

Half of them have heart attacks walking up the stairs and the other half turn to ash when touched by sunlight.

Nah, let’s all take a good honest look at what’s happening and start preparing for it.

You go ahead and make bingo cards, I’ll be prepping for the civil war.

Well, in that case, I would not mind a good slamming.

I’m going to go ahead and put piss weasel in my pocket for later.

There’s no need for “more than likely” in that sentence.

Depends on how rich you are.

Poisoned by his thoughts

They usually grip the knife incorrectly and then display a basic lack of knowledge regarding how to properly and safely use it.

Basically any time someone playing a chef or cook on TV picks up a knife I fly into a rage.

I spent 11 days in the hospital after a car accident. After I was released, my grandmother had to carry the book I was reading into different rooms for me for weeks.

Yeah, i imagine his wife is pretty vicious.