No pizza, no care

Masturbate while watching you

Traffic jams are caused by speedcameras because those who are speeding hit the fucking break paddle as hard as i want to slap you for saying bullshit

Cheese

Oranges all year round. A heated house, lit after dark. Spices.

Good sir, your Pikachu is too HD. See to it at once

iOS open

So open that you need an app to send a file over Bluetooth…

triumvirate

(It’s a “three” word)

Ha gayyyyy

Food not Bombs

It’s all a simple misunderstanding really. You see the Israelis read from right to left.

fuck off Yanks, stop making every post about you

Piss the fuck off you yanks

Usa

C goatse

Ah but you see, if Ukraine wins too favorably, then there is less power to wield over the profits of the oil and gas fields