Shocking

Buffalo.

“The gang executes a CEO”

Are you suggesting that a simple faraday bag can neutralize an ankle monitor?

I found another suspect!

Pwnd teh libs tho.

The coin isnt fake tho, its exactly what its supposed to be.

Most of their net worth is in assets, not dollars.

Guess what they do hold in dollars? Debt.

And what happens to debt when the dollar tanks?

Quebec isnt going to be happy

You shure ‘bout that?

Why worry? This is a fact, and its by design

Fascinating business opportunity, queer gun shops.

Its funny because the conventional wisdom is that rent is “throwing money away”

Throw me in the trash

As an American, Hold My Beer

It doesnt add up yet

Maybe Elon is playing a 5D chess long game to reduce Trumps harm and help humanity

Just not all at once

The only reason Mitch is still alive is that he’s already dead

Exactly how it went the first time someone mentioned springfield ohio to me