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We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening

Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?

Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered

OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!

That’s how I read that

They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies

Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?

If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you

Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.

Man, there are surfers who’ve never caught a wave that big

It’s obviously superior to FAT31

I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.

Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)

I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version

The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.

Hours invested in that game of the devil

How do you make it illegal to sleep on your own planet (which is something every human must do)?

As will Apple refusing to change a chat bubble color. Let’s fix both.

Imagine going from one of America’s heros after 9/11 to absolutely tanking your reputation and financial well being for the Cheeto in Chief

If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.