They didn’t even do refunds back then

Cool, but I already bought it like 20 years ago and still have it on steam

Narrator: It didn’t.

We’re all going to get what they deserve.

Thanks for the handjob?

Where’s my Camp Washington crew at

It’s not choking, it’s “Cincinnati chili,” and you can absolutely get it with beans

No, they should be very, very close to a lot of sharp objects, repeatedly.

Based and goldstarpilled

Tin cans and string

So, exactly what we expected

They’ll tear it apart before it implodes. There won’t be some easy return to normalcy.

Zelda would be better

Well, so is that guy.

I’d vote for the two of them on a ticket

Of course its rewrite is nearly infinitely faster than the original JavaScript.

Not this piss again

That’s painful sounding

Instead, he found a turkey.

Me at work after a regular Tuesday evening

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