I literally don’t know a single person who would join some Aryan army. All the white people I know would absolutely like up to smash the fash.

That’s because you aren’t fingering yourself hard enough

After the nuclear apocalypse the only things left will be the roaches, Twinkies, and any band which has ever signed with Epitaph records.

Have you tried toilet paper?

My local filtered water supplier is the fucking city I pay taxes to and it’s just fine. I don’t understand why so many people are afraid of tap water. I can download fifty fucking years of water testing data. I can get my home water tested for free every year. And you still have these assholes out here who drink nothing but plastic bottled water because it’s $5 per case from Aldi. That shit should have at least $5 of taxes added to it which go straight to the municipal supply.

It’s all just salty processed meat block. It’s absolute shit compared to the real thing. It’s like they are advertising fancy German brats and then serve you a hotdog.

Eric Cartman moment.

Look brother I don’t agree with your lifestyle but I will defend to the death your right to rawdog seventeen other anonymous partners in the local motel 6.

Soju is literally wine strength. It’s tasty for sure but it’s not magic drunk juice any more than a bottle of Chardonnay.

Neverending raclette

It’s newsworthy when Trump is out here saying that he’s going to go scorched earth on anyone who has ever wronged him.

It also requires a chorus

I just want him to have to piss in a cup before the debates so he can’t take his hitler energy cocktail.

Yes they do. Any dog can have a trigger you simply have not seen yet. I literally had my rescue dog bite me after 7ish years because I startled him once. Absolutely zero signs of aggression prior to that. Every dog has a line and it is impossible to know what that like is or if it has changed.

It’s not actually that rare. I mean, the death part is more unusual, but Dogs bite kids for no good reason all the damn time. Dogs should not be allowed around children unsupervised, period. It doesn’t matter how many times “it’s been fine” - all it takes is once.

Ok then I guess we will get to learn about Trump’s ADHD or Narcolepsy diagnosis. Either way it should be a peak behind the bullshit curtain.

Eric having a phone should have been considered felony witness tampering.

My guess is that they will give him a suspended sentence, but he will have to piss in a cup for the rest of the campaign, at least. It will be very interesting to see if Trump can get out of bed without his amphetamines.

Let’s be honest, he could die in jail.

That’s what Baltimore does