Pot, black, says Kettle, silver, is ‘black’.

If someone tells you who they are, believe them.

But then how will we criminalize a massive swath of our population and fill up all of the for-profit prisons?

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys

Supermassive black hole in my ass

Whoopie pies aren’t pies, it’s two cookies with frosting between them. Source is I am Pennsylvanian

What if his head just, like, did that

American, and this is the correct answer

WHY ARE YOU DODGING THE QUESTION?

Still waiting on that Trump health plan

Maybe don’t make your whole political strategy about tearing people down and try to actually run candidates who are better in some measurable way

former current slave plantation

Oh Don Piano

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

Do I have to drink my own urine? No. But it’s sterile, and I like the taste.

Jokes are usually more clever 🤣

Well, not that shocked.

I'm not sure how it is in the USA at large, but where I live, I can walk right into a store and buy a gun, but I have to get a special permit to own a bulletproof vest 🤦‍♂️

Wouldn't want to make it harder for the police to murder me I guess.

Little Bobby Tables, we call him.

If my wife were here, she'd tell you that there's a special place in heaven for animal lovers.