But property is theft, so now you are under arrest

Bro wants to eat his own meatballs

Wife wants to eat his meatballs, and not ask for her own

Bro gets early, gets his own meatballs.

Wife gets to restaurant, sees new meatballs

She starts picking on husband meatballs

Bro shares

Wife happy

Everyone happy

No one hates the tech in their cars, ABS is universally loved. What people hate is tech working not in tandem but against them

Very Unusual natural disasters doesn’t have the same ring to it

Popregon

Fun-size tonic

Petite libation

Word

Hey now, don’t be shocked by the tone of my voice

Two holes in the system, okay got it

This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs

Tiny soda?

Wow, weird, getting red guard vibes. Didn’t knew Lemmy was stuck in 1966

Biden just stepped down for elections

Dat bulged proboscis tho

Sometimes you just don’t like people

That’s pretty unnatural state of affairs not gonna lie

Nah you need a good credit score for that