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Why he built like Dr Eggman

A running joke in X-Files is that Mulder has a porn addiction. He’s even shown to fall asleep watching it, like when he switched bodies with Michael McKean.

Fox Mulder

Fair enough. I did play PC at launch but that was like almost 9 years ago so I don’t really remember much

IIRC GTA V had basically no issues at launch. RDR2 had some crashing issues, but otherwise it’s like one of the best optimized and most scalable PC ports I’ve ever seen.

Just the trailer itself includes two direct parodies of real Florida people (the tatted guy on TV and the woman with two hammers)

Nah, the press release says it’s releasing on the S

Nah, that’s too far. You’re talking like 2028 there for the next gen consoles. PC probably gonna come 6-12 months later, like almost always.

They must have magicians working for them or something. I guess that’s the advantage of using a completely tailor made engine created with unlimited funding, rather than using Unreal or something.

Rockstar has done nothing but actual in-game footage for trailers since like GTA3. So, yeah, that shit is fucking insane. Doesn’t even look like a PS5 could run it.

It was possibly a heart attack that caused him to drown, which wouldn't be much of a shock considering his painkiller abuse, known to cause heart problems. No drugs or alcohol on site, but it's not like his addictions didn't leave a lasting impact.

Did Duchovny have a drinking/drug problem? I know he was a sex addict (which, in retrospect, makes Mulders porn addiction a lot funnier), but otherwise he seems like he has his shit together

Hugo One has a novelty run of San Andreas (novelty meaning it's modded, e.g. Chaos Mod, Randomizer, and non-competitive because it's not an actual category) that's almost 70 hours long

They don't just sound like they're from Hannover. They sound like they're a Hannover stereotype. Every fucking vowel is sounded out completely. Like, I'm from Mecklenburg Vorpommern, we speak pretty clear Hochdeutsch here for the most part and it still all sounds stilted as fuck to me.

It also doesn't help that they always use their "voice actor" voice when dubbong live action, where the original actors will use a more normal/natural voice compared to when they're doing VA for a cartoon or something. Then the audio mixing is all fucked and all semblance of a natural conversation is lost. Genuinely the only thing I can watch in German is animated stuff.

Oh god, which East German? Sachsen? Berlin-Brandenburg?

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I only played one for maybe like 2 hours, but they seem like pretty good games, you could probably pick one up for cheap on sale.

Also when I think of Soulslike Gollum, all I see in my mind is this gormless little creature wielding a 6 foot axe or something and that just makes me laugh.

Anyway, yeah, Nacon/Daedelic had several studios that had more experience making stealth-action games. I mean, besides the guys that made Styx, they also have the Shadow Tactics guys. Isometric tactical stealth could've been another option.

It's honestly like they just made the absolute wrong decision for all things during development.

Those were your go-tos for gameplay expectations for sneaking around as a pretty weak little goblin man? I would've gone for Styx instead, a game about sneaking around as a little goblin man. (Which I think actually belongs to the same publisher)

Remember when RoboCop shot that dude in the dick?

The dude hated beans so much, he got killed by pursuers in front of a bean field because he refused to touch them

Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny cause they're true!