Sabre363

Shit maybe he’s right and Mother Nature finally realized what a mistake shacking up with god for seven days and nights was

Pretty sure Dr. Pepper’s pronouns are so/da, no need to assume their gender

Whenever I see such a long comment in my notifications I’m like “oh no, what’d I say this time”. But this is actually helpful, thank you. Still sticking with what I said tho

Can’t read past the greedy paywall, but if you endorse Trump there are no take-backsies, your still a moron

If literally everything is bullshit and the ones that make the rules just don’t follow them whenever they feel like it, then doesn’t that, by definition, make the vote have no meaning? If the people can vote one way and then a few rich cunts can simply bend their own rules and switch the color, then how does voting actually influence the outcome?

Maybe I’m missing something in my ignorance (probably), but I fail to see how using the rules of a game to control the simultaneous rulers and rule makers of said game can ever be anything other than a massive waste of time.

So in other words, not only does our presidential vote not matter, it REALLY doesn’t matter

No government, big or small, should have even the slightest hint of anything to do with any silly religious texts. Ever

Burger: No wrong way to swallow, feels more legit on the 'ol tongue, twice the quantity of “value size”

Didn’t the French have a solution to this problem? Something about heads, or a lack there of.

This is called narcissism, he is just a narcissist with a hard-on for himself and unfortunate access to widespread attention

Lmg, he’ll be exempt from this surveillance along with all his rich ass-hole buddies

How the fuck can anyone say science sucks

How else are you supposed to flush your nuts

I say all candidates get exactly 10 days to make their case to be president with only a $10000 budget and a preselected film crew to do it. We all just sit at home and watch the poorly written reality tv show that it is and cast our votes throughout the campaign Survivor style. Anyone can run, last one standing gets to be president until next season.

What a great idea! He’s most disabled one of the bunch, with that poor little ear and all

I wonder what he transports that’s Not Safe Work

The unscheduled high-velocity ear piercing deflated his head a bit

Wouldn’t the majority, in their silence, by definition have an unknowable political opinion

Wait, I almost forgot, logic isn’t their strong suit

Hey, maybe we’ll all finally get to go to space.

As slaves under a fascist regime, but that’s just minor details

Foot fetishists are gonna love this one