They get very accurate polling numbers from the “Dumb enough to click on unsolicited sketchy links” demographic.
They get very accurate polling numbers from the “Dumb enough to click on unsolicited sketchy links” demographic.
The secret is I’m always anxious, especially on the phone.
Trial for killing a cop in America? They going to send the entire department and turn you, your house, and family into swiss cheese.
My parents bought me one when I moved out. Kept it around boxed for 5 years before throwing it out unused. If you care my clothing is wrinkled, I will never respect you.
There’s a small group of very talented gnomes inside of all radios that replay any songs they have heard before. This use to be a great arrangement for all gnomes and humans as the gnomes would receive housing and the humans get music.
Unfortunately gnomes are greedy lil shits and they ruined their cultural practice with advertising and rampant capitalism. They have completely destroyed their art form and integrity for the almighty dollar resulting is the decline of radio and the gnome housing crisis. The gnomes moved to the internet but over-saturated the music market making their was of living no longer viable. A few gnomes that have cornered the market while the rest live in abject poverty unable to compete.
Bigfoot is just boring enough to be plausible. If they proved it, I would expect a good round of bigfoot memes than a solid meh.
I’m disappointed by our lack of hot cryptids with tits.
Drop bears?
Absolutely. If they go too hard before hand they will scare him off and we can’t watch him crumble.
I’m still stuck at the gf part.
It’s not a mistake if I can understand the message.
I like OPs version better and chose to evolve the language that way.
There is one correct result and 60 million repost trying to grift.
Anyone who would say no to a nice hot cup of Saturn is deranged.
I didn’t think to word it “Walking into the future lubed up, bent over, and ready to pay for the patriotic right to get split roasted by Google and Blackrock” because that’s a bit of a mouth full.
We some how got wedged between Idiocracy and Cyberpunk 2077.
Did someone say hentai?
It’s actually painful to watch.