That’s some solid reframing, bro 👍

Did you eat it raw? Or like …how did you notice it was warm? Usually eggs get pretty hot when they’re cooked.

Good grief I sure hope whoever designed those knows what pi is

Wanna be my roommate?

We want them both at the same time. We want to be winners, but we imagine that if we were, we would be fair, thereby creating a utopia.

People associate those words with their fantasies, not with the ideological tenets that actually define them.

I like to call a singular piece of trivia a trivion.

I vastly prefer non-optimal life to not existing at all.

How could you possibly know that? Do you remember not existing?

The oil painting filter in gimp would do this in about one second.

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The comparison in this case is operating on the word half, not on the subject of the sentence:

Only half want to get married, even less [than half] want kids.

This is a contributor post, not a Forbes official article.

I read here recently that the rich people who pay attention to Forbes for investment information avoid all Forbes contributor content and focus only official article from Forbes staff.

I don’t know how true that is, but if you believe it then until a forbes staffer writes about it in an official capacity, it hasn’t actually hit Forbes.

Consumables are always the best gifts. I don’t even bother with anything else anymore, unless it’s something that I made myself because then it has sentimental value.

No, Newtonian physics works just fine. Unless things are too big, too small, too fast, or too slow.

At least that’s what a meme I once saw said.

And they had these weird things that were like a bunch of pages stuck together … Oh yeah, books!

I appreciate that you’re able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.

I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.

What’s weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard

Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.

Why are dildos so commonly purple?

The target being the executives who will approve the marketer’s work.

Weird Al’s music is mostly just other people’s music, with his own lyrics.