Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn’t ask, for her permission I’m wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.
In the store, there’s a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear
In the office there’s a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women’s underwear.
Lacey things, missing. Didn’t ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.
When danger rears it’s ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!
But you’re not renting the home from the bank, you’re renting the money you borrowed so you can own your own home
Ok, now do the thousands of other shitty cops!
It’s a piano song for piano players
This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma’s house
He detonated the deep personal relationships I had with half my friends and most of my family, what’s that worth?
No, he is bought by foreign influence and has discovered a way to monetize dismantling the United States
I just double tap the back of my Pixel to turn the flashlight on/off
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Don't threaten me with a good time
Yup, India's Florida
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They're the same person
I look forward to the day I run into a Lemmy hug of death