I’ve never spoken to you in my life

I am now suspecting that you are a russian NPC or a clueless boomer, maybe both. Bless you either way

If having more features in a phone for the same price makes me somehow niche, then I’m happy (and actually proud) to say I’d rather be in the “0.01%”

Apple’s marketing is apparently so effective in the US and Europe that they have successfully managed to convince the majority of people that commonplace features aren’t relevant anymore, when that’s really not the case, it’s just so they can further their exclusivity and planned obsolescence crusade. 📈💰

I’m using Sony’s current flagship and I believe it still has all that, if not more

I feel you could say this about every american company that has been around for 40 plus years. Enshittification is a real bitch

Emu deck in a nutshell 😂

You could even say it is bespoke

“we’re hoping he doesn’t act like a crazy racist and sexist person, we can’t control him”

• says person working for uncontrollable crazy racist and sexist person.

Oh of course, we’ll just go ahead and do that tomorrow! Sheesh, what were we thinking? Thank you so much for your enlightening remarks. It was so obvious this entire time!

You can’t exactly just tl:dr an entire book, lol

I don’t know how those fucking people sleep at night, honestly

Hell yeah

Just another day for the face-hungry leopards

Oh no! Anyway…

snake?, snake!

Dead Cells and Peglin

I bet he’s got an impressive stack of Schitt

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Stand ups in general are a true waste of time

Wow I was really tired and missed that keyword, damn that’s messed up. Definitely liable