Pretty sure they’re from Germany lol

I don’t know which would be worse - the fact that you had this on deck ready to go for just such an occasion as this, or that you went out of your way to custom-make this. Either way, absolute power move

Its the title of a Philip K. Dick short story that later became the basis for Blade Runner. Excellent read if you’re into scifi

Obliviously they meant obvious

Far out, man

Thank you, that would have been bugging me all day

I know who Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter are but I’m not familiar with the original photo. I feel like I should be, though

Sleep is awesome. Getting shit done, now that’s the thing that’s overrated

Fs in the chat, bois

Fair enough, it really does depend on how old the kids are, but the mental image was too funny to me

‘Hey kids, your mom won’t give daddy the nookie so I’ma head out now’

You just described precisely the reason this needs to happen

Home… Home is where you wear your hat!

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Nah, fuck all that. I’ve stopped following most mainstream news and my mental health has improved significantly for it. Having a neverending sense of anxiety and impending doom 24/7 is no way to live, and it seems as if that’s exactly the effect that major news outlets are trying to have. It hasn’t fixed my anxiety but it’s a huge improvement not having it constantly exacerbated day after day.

If you had to take a break from that bullshit to avoid going completely insane, then good on you for taking care of your mental health, and believe me that is not a valid reason for you to be respected less.

Ah! They said it! They said the name of the movie!

The Dragula was a drag racing car shaped like a coffin that Grandpa built in the 60’s TV show The Munsters. Not sure if that’s what the song is referring to, but given how much Rob Zombie likes old horror tv and movies and stuff, my guess is that’s the most likely reference.

This meme is very thoughtful, very cutesy. Clearly you’re not like other girls