‘Hey kids, your mom won’t give daddy the nookie so I’ma head out now’
‘Hey kids, your mom won’t give daddy the nookie so I’ma head out now’
You just described precisely the reason this needs to happen
Home… Home is where you wear your hat!
New Oldsmobiles are in early this year
This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Nah, fuck all that. I’ve stopped following most mainstream news and my mental health has improved significantly for it. Having a neverending sense of anxiety and impending doom 24/7 is no way to live, and it seems as if that’s exactly the effect that major news outlets are trying to have. It hasn’t fixed my anxiety but it’s a huge improvement not having it constantly exacerbated day after day.
If you had to take a break from that bullshit to avoid going completely insane, then good on you for taking care of your mental health, and believe me that is not a valid reason for you to be respected less.
Ah! They said it! They said the name of the movie!
The Dragula was a drag racing car shaped like a coffin that Grandpa built in the 60’s TV show The Munsters. Not sure if that’s what the song is referring to, but given how much Rob Zombie likes old horror tv and movies and stuff, my guess is that’s the most likely reference.
This meme is very thoughtful, very cutesy. Clearly you’re not like other girls
Yeah when I do that then every time there’s a gap another person comes to cut me off, so it ends up with me pretty much at a dead stop while people go in front of me over and over. People underestimate just how many asshole drivers there are around here lol
If I leave any kind of gap between me and the car in front, it is an inevitability that some jackass will swoop in to cut me off. Happened 7 or 8 times just yesterday. Texas drivers are a menace
Well well if it isn’t Hubert Cumberdale, back from the Great War
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
LIKE ‘KISS MY BUNS’ OR ‘YOU’RE A BUNS-HOLE’
Don’t threaten me with a good time, buddy
That creep can roll, man
Ok, but how many Simone Biles books could James Patterson jump over?
Fair enough, it really does depend on how old the kids are, but the mental image was too funny to me