How my FPS game is, now that I’m older.

Well, damn. You’re right. I must rescind the point distribution.

You have Cocoa Puffs and Corn Pops combined, I’m going to give you 2 points for that.

At least you spent yours on something scientific in nature.

Only a matter of time before they can’t get any because we wasted such a limited resource on vanity instead of the pursuit of science.

That is a government spy drone that ran out of batteries

Replacing all your tools and machines is super easy, though. /s

FWIW I only work in metric, Imperial is utter trash, tbh.

What is this character/meme called?

The software license on your hip has expired. Your hip will now be remotely locked until your account has been updated.

Thank you for being a Hip-O-Matic Customer

The remote for the TV in the adjacent room is often in the kitchen, as the tv will be on when I’m cooking.

Victim complex / projection

I’ve never seen science try to take away people’s rights, let alone thoughts.

I’ve seen religion do both, though.

AntiVumpler Juice

There was a kid at my high school who was famous for wrecking 7 cars his senior year. Parents just kept buying him new ones. Like, brand new. Off the lot. It was insane.

Yeah no kidding, paying for unraid?

TrueNAS (formerly FreeNAS) keeps getting better, for free. It does most of the same tricks that the big boy appliances do, but with your commodity hardware, at no cost.

And it does all this exceedingly well. AND if you want… you can buy support. At your discretion.

Hard disks, WD/HGST.

I’ve had good luck with EMC and NetApp for enterprise solutions, Synology for SMB class NAS storage, and rely on TrueNAS/ZFS on supermicro hardware at home, which has been rock solid for years and years.

Type 1 runs on bare metal. You install it directly onto server hardware. Type 2 is an application (not an OS) lives inside an OS, regardless of whether that OS is a guest or a host, the hypervisor is a guest of that platform, and the VMs inside it are guests of that hypervisor.

Just leaving Taco Bell, where do you want me to pick you up?

BRING ME BUTTER AND SOME MILK