Especially the ones at the insurance companies where the patients medical decisions are ACTUALLY made.

Parents being dicks to kids because “ow, my pride!” Is SUCH a pet peeve. Sorry you had to deal with that, broski

Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

Dad, you’re drunk!

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

That took me too long

Ok… Those don’t look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

Cities: We expect them to get help! Just not from us. We can’t lower property values like that.

Now I think something went over MY head

I think the fear is that the higher courts also don’t want death threats, so everyone and their mother is gonna keep trying to pass this around. Which is what Trump wants to happen until he can try to get re-elected in 2024 and then pardon himself.

As if THE PRESIDENT is NOT the HIGHEST officer the United States has.

Shit, I’m not even mad at the name change. That’s a cool name!

Isn't that called a slum lord?

Well there's you're problem! You're disabled, so therefore unprofitable. It's criminal that you have the ability to live while someone who could make profit for our corporate overlords might not. Shame on you for being a leech on society! (In case it wasn't obvious, /S)

It's because for the longest time, eggs were the cheapest and fastest way to get protein into your body. Especially compared to the cost of meat. But now, because of inflation, everyone is trying to be more frugal which just jacks the price of those goods and makes us all suffer more.

We should try polka. Nobody wants to listen to polka.

Damn, they were this close to caring about disabled people…

Oh, so your father was a woman?

Unfortunately, both my parents are like that too. I went no contact for that reason, actually.