Some of Sassy's special stuff right there!
My body's just a flesh vessel for an immortal being whose name if you heard it would make you lose your mind.
My pillow is so thin my wife is like “well just put a towel in the pillowcase”
Ah i see ignore my other comment - didn’t realize synology did remote backup as well as storage.
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Lol is this like satire? Who measures things by "the GDP of Maryland" xD