Ray, You didn’t see 60 bucks lyin’ around did ya bud?

Messi is the GOAT.

Your tarot card for the day is The Sass.

Your prognosis is to keep shit posting.

It says it will change your star sign bro.

It’s like the inside of your thighs, except with a tongue.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

Gorillaz - Melancholy Hill is awesome.

Ahhh it’s ‘got no bowls to spare’

Just a shitty version of Wolverine

Does it come with a sponge? Or is that an extra?

Slept in, set record, smoked, ignored messages and although I didn’t eat a frozen pizza I did cook only chicken legs for dinner…

To be faaaaiiirrr.

Not stolen, the gems are just resting in the museums…

“Randy, go eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating, walrus-ass mahfuckah!”

The man has standards. Whether they are realistic though?

Eso si que es.

Fing about Arsenal is, they always try an' walk it in.