Kimmel just featured trouty trump as a sex toy

And a similar one for JD as a couch cushion insert

Forced birth

Thanks but it’s used up now. Could someone copy paste the text?

True, but also true: overturning 5 swing states results will be much harder for them.

It’s imperative to make it a landslide.

Also for down ballot races. The house and senate are still critical to take.

Easy, it could be the reporter was riding on her back like a paddleboard

or pulling her along while she floated on her back like a floaty toy.

Or the reporter was an illegal alien who’s gender was reassigned.

Don’t overthink it

*covfefe

Por que?

Too late. She already aborted him in the 314th trimester.

Which user? Sorry I’m out of the loop

Re: crushing on her ; yep, he admitted it directly - saying she is very attractive and comparing her looks to Melania

He then couched it by saying he is ‘prettier’

Gift versions:

Trump Threatens Lawyers, Donors and Others With Prosecution After Election https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/07/us/politics/trump-election-fraud-prosecute.html?unlocked_article_code=1.JU4.U88f._DKQvi6EqVVL

https://wapo.st/3Tmg0hl

At best a frenemy

Is the land sea ratio due primarily to sea level changes?

It’s not even good for plants outside of a small increase of CO2 and temperature

Sous vide FTW

Got to admit when a love seat and ottoman make up a bisectional it’s damn sexy

“no I told you she ‘checked out’ - I was saying she died”

Fluoride in toothpaste is fine because you spit it out.

Adding it to drinking water is the problematic issue.

Aka gish gallop

Pretty spot on, except the part condemning only 1 or 2 kids to a horrible death is fine for now.

Yea I’m twisting your words around a bit, but really that’s the horrible reality I’m seeing.

It’s just very on point - too much to ask humans to stop procreating.