I love disco Elysium

Whenever I see those “All the companies that use us” banner, I shrug.

If I was a scammer, why wouldn’t I include a dozen companies?

This is what happens when old fucks hold onto power and don’t change with the times.

You don’t want a giant ass pickup truck that drives like a tank, takes up 1.5 times the parking space and goes 8 miles on the gallon?

Well obviously the snowflake cop who didn’t understand laws.

If you do it well enough, you’ll get paid for it too!

Same people who want to “protect children”.

I can’t imagine this to not be the case. Every bartender I know is tweaked out of their mind. Even the ones who see bartending as an art.

I’m not knocking their skill set. But they’ll be a rare breed if they think about bartending AND food safety at a high level enough to think about the cleanliness of ice.

I worked at startups and I’m not going to deny that I was absolutely horking my company as a solution for years on Reddit. Especially with niche products.

This was from 2014-2018, and then I left startups and worked in corps.

When Google has plans to slurp reddit comments, I bet I could gamify reddit even more.

Reminds me of the people who buy a expensive graphics card but use a cheap office monitor. Which is me.

Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.

Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.

If I had a genie, I’d thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I’m gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.

Arm the other toddlers.

Right? This guy measured fat Donny and said he had a clean bill of health. And you want me to trust him?

That’s what Larry did on Curb!

His hat pushed society away and he loved it.

I mean that’s probably what happened but you can’t get insta likes without a wacky ass story

Im from the States and the moment RadioShack went all in on selling Cell Phones, they died.

The tech wizards shared ancient stories around the campfire of being able to buy radio parts at RadioShack. I was not of that era.

Good. I’m sick of Democrats being filled with left, center, and center right.

Introducing Colonel Oleksiy Morozov to the staff on Monday, Zelenskiy said his main task was to ensure that only those who see their future tied with Ukraine join the agency - his first comments since the agents were arrested.

“And, of course, the agency must be cleared of anyone who chooses not Ukraine for themselves or discredits the state guard service,” he said on Telegram.

Smart.

Putin’s government is all about subterfuge.

Don’t hire anybody who is in it for the money.

Department lead.

The website team is small, but incredibly effective. Everything works. Everything is mobile friendly, responsive, fast. It’s a way better experience.

I love my app developers, but they’re always behind. Not their own fault. Mobile development is complicated. There’s so many screen sizes, iOS vs Android differences, platform permissions, etc.

The big reason for us to push the App on people was to get more brand awareness on the App Store. But the website is so much more better.

You literally can use it as a web app right into your phone and get a better experience.

And it’ll be such a dark day when I have to dissolve the App team (and hopefully convince them into web dev)