Surprisingly easy boss battle, everyone just say they hate it because it’ll randomly broadcast facts about science fiction media that makes people annoyed and apparently that’s a greater sin than genuine malice.

I still think the dill pickle flavored ones taste better

Basically, “I can’t stop thinking of dat ass lol, you said I could tap that but now I’m blueballed, so I’m in the basement feeling like a loser while jacking off to you and trying to hold the spit until you get here.”

Some of those terms are basically the equivalent of appending lol or XD or rofl onto the end of every sentence, but yeah, it’s basically just “ayo lemme smash already gurl!”

Good thing I tried pegging for the first time tonight then! Ticked that one off the bucket list just in time!

It’s funny because they compared themself to a picture of one of the worst people imagined to argue they’re a good person

You’d think so but the foot fetishists are in the same kind of space as furry porn commissioners.

Bidet gang

Portland

Well there’s your problem, the west coast has been doing strange things to their Pizza ever since that one cannuck thought using pineapples would excuse calling something a Hawaiian pizza without any spam

Because you can’t kill every human. Human civilization has advanced to the point that it is capable of surviving basically anything short of everything all at once.

So with that in mind, literally any ideology of “just let it all collapse”, no matter how much the shithead insists they hate everyone equally, is a fascist wish for death upon the disfortuned and socially ostracized.

Being bad at math and insisting on a completely impossible “what I’mactually aiming for!” does not insulate you from being a racist shitbag for wanting a scenario which will inevitably cause the disproportionate slaughter of the underprivileged.

Not even the Thanos Snap escapes this, the tack on impacts will naturally hit the disfortuned and socially ostracized hardest, making it a lot less “random” as the big purple antman pocket insists it would be.

Because they don’t, letting people die for mother nature and whatever will inherently impact not white not rich people far more.

Just letting shit collapse is a position that inherently comes from a place of knowing you’ll probably be fine when the dust settles, no matter how many bodies were needed to cushion the landing.

It’s basically an even more heinous version of the sarcastic “I hate everyone equally” response to being called out for being a racist dick.

You have no idea how many nihilistic eco-fascists would unironically agree that “Kill all humans” is indeed a wholesome sentiment.

So…if dead internet theory has gone into effect, does that mean adverts are basically just a medium of wealth circulation between tech bros in a circle jerk?

Tbf most scarcity in this production era is artificial scarcity.

Housing crisis for example. There’s more unoccupied units than unhoused people total, not even unhoused family units, unhoused people.

A property tax structure which disincentivizes holding unoccupied property would cause housing prices to plummet.

< Zionist who thinks not being ok with genocide makes you an antisemite

Me just standing in the corner with my semi-syndicalist semi-reconciliationist model of parliamentary democracy based around a Multi-Seat District version of STAR Voting.

I’m not a regular at parties…

Piper Perri Deserves better than being compared to Peach’s least favorite Toad.

Nah that’d be if she was a man, though tbf she does absolutely bring BDE to the show.

TIL Megan Thee Stallion is eye level with me

That’s actually shorter than I expected, IDK why I always expect celebs to be taller than they are in person.

Also the version I saw her give was that she decided on it after some grampa on a stoop type guy started jokingly cat calling her and saying she was “hot” like a stallion, I think it was meant more to be a joke about her being a big personality.

I’d have to ask my teacher but given that it’s a smoke shop I think the guy is asking if the seller has any Jumbo Cigars?

The fact that its a ج and not a غ makes me doubt it’s supposed to be a G approximate.

Edit: needed to borrow some extra pixels from the neighbor to spot that the customer is a cat, stand by Jumbo instead of Gumbo though.

That’s also the business model behind ad localization now, they’ll pay the actor once for appearing on set and then pay them royalties to keep AI editing the commercial to feature different products in different countries.