Father Time does not offer refunds sadly…

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

Oh I always think of the Shareholders! Like how to jettison them into the sun or send them to the bottom of the sea to get the most value!

I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they’re probably considered by society so… basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old… yeah… come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you’re both matured.

Unloads an unfathomable amount into her womb to the point it’s leaking out before they even pull out

Doesn’t even pull out; resumes very shortly after and somehow produces more than before and drenches them for good measure

Hentai biology: where dehydration doesn’t exist and the refractory period is always hitting snoozes on it’s alarm.

LMAO, LOL, ROFL, PMSL and any other Internet shorthand one can think of to succinctly describe the pathetic hilarity of this stale wotsits unearned ego.