I know it sucks, but the dev is actually rewriting this app from the ground up in a new environment, so it's like starting over with a beta version. There's still lots of bugs to work out, but he's pushing updates pretty quickly, and was responsive to my bug report.

That's the plot of the Black Mirror episode San Junipero from season 3.

As a musician, most scenes with characters "playing" an instrument are ridiculous. I mean, they do all this research for rolls, but they can't be bothered to figure how to put their mouth on the instrument and some basic things that make it look like they're really playing?

You should make it! I’d join.

….amen.

The sad part is that, I think this is fake, but I’m not 100% sure. 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is going to be my go-to expression of gratitude from now on – “Thank you for this, Space Noodle.“

Soooooo did you pass?

Why does anyone care what Miley Cyrus has to say about the military?!? I mean, she sits on a wrecking ball naked!!

What?

Oh, nevermind.

— Roseanne Roseannadanna

I also choose this guy’s……

Wait, I forgot where I was for a minute. Sorry.

My mother could carry a grudge like no one I’ve ever known, so I get it honest.

The gas station down on the corner. When I first moved here, I went there all the time because it was convenient. Gas, bread, soda, you name it, I would swing through there and pick it up. I stopped every single work morning and got coffee on the way to work. I started bringing my own insulated cup, so they charged me less. Then it was bought by a new owner, and he wanted to charge me more. Okay, it was still cheaper than if I used their cup and more convenient than making it at home - they provide the coffee, sweetener, creamer, and there’s no clean up on my part. One day I went in with a new cup that was the same capacity as the old cup. A different shape, but it held the same number of ounces. The owner said, “that cup’s bigger, I charge you more.” I tried to argue, but he didn’t budge, and he charged me the same amount as a large coffee in their cup. Now, I’m not stupid, I’ve worked in retail before, I know the largest cost to a cup of coffee is the cup, but I paid it, walked out the door, and never set foot in there again. That’s been eleven years ago, and I don’t plan to go back. I hope the few cents he greedily wanted over coffee was worth all the other lost sales.

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Good bot!

Am I the only one that sees Uncle Lewis from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation?!?

I didn’t read close enough and thought you said TikTok. I thought to myself, “TikTok has reminders?!?”

You don’t know? Sheesh, what a failure. 😀

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I’ve always said that insurance companies will spend dollars to figure out how to cheat you out of dimes.